Showing posts with label movies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label movies. Show all posts

Thursday, May 2, 2019

What Thanos Can Teach the Church


[the teeny-tiniest of spoilers below]

Late last month, millions and millions of people from around the globe (including myself and my family) assembled together in local gathering places, all on the same day, all with a sense of reverence, anticipation, and joy. We gathered together to celebrate victory over death and the vanquishing of evil powers in this world. And, while people have attended similar assemblies many times before, year after year . . . for the first time, our gatherings grossed more than a billion dollars!

I am, of course, talking about opening night of Avengers: Endgame, which premiered on April 27 and which destroyed all previous box office records by earning $1.2 billion. The movie was pretty good, as far as such things go. As a life long comic book geek, I continue to be torn between relief that being into Marvel superheroes and villains and the Infinity Stones is now mainstream, rather than a “Dork City” stamp on my cultural passport, and annoyance at all these Johnny-come-latelies horning in on my thing. I mean, if you would have told me in 1991 that the comic book miniseries my friends and I were obsessing over would be made into a movie almost thirty years later, I would have assumed the audience would be a small niche-of-a-niche type thing.

But that’s not what happened. Not even close.



In fact, even if you haven’t seen any movies from the Marvel Cinematic Universe, you must know something about them. After all, there have been more than twenty star-studded films over the course of a decade, all telling their own stories while also furthering this one overarching plot, building up to a massive battle of good versus evil, life versus death.

As a Christian, that should sound sort of familiar. Our sacred text is a collection of sixty-six books, each telling its own story while furthering the overarching metanarrative of God coming to save us and defeat the Dragon. Which brings us to the question: why, in a year when (according to one news story I read) church attendance was falling even while Easter approached, did a record number of people cram themselves into crowded theaters for a three-hour-long movie with really no good point at which to duck out and pee?

I know, I know. Church is a completely different phenomenon from a movie with lasers and aliens and a $350 million budget (at least it should be!), but I still think we can learn something from how, less than a week after Easter, a story about a “god” of thunder (who has—spoiler alert!—kind of let himself go) and his friends fighting a big purple bad guy can so engage theatergoers on day one, even in an age of streaming movies, digital platforms, etc. Endgame didn’t have a better story than we do; so what accounts for all the success?

I have several suggestions:

·         Anticipation – This movie was the culmination of twenty films that came before it; it was the grand finale and everyone knew it would be huge! I saw people dressed up as superheroes at the theater. I saw people crying during the movie. People were even spontaneously applauding, despite the fact that it was a theater, not theatre and therefore the actors couldn’t  actually hear the applause. Why all this display? Because the audience had so built up inside themselves expectation and desire for this event that when it finally happened, it was like opening the floodgates of emotion. Granted, this one seems quite disconnected from church on two levels: first, church isn’t (or, again, shouldn’t be) designed to manipulate your emotions until you pump your fist and shout or break down and cry. And, secondly, a movie only needs to draw a crowd out once (or maybe twice); it doesn’t need to sustain the sense of anticipation in an open-ended way. Still, perhaps something we can learn from Iron Man and Thanos is that approaching church with a sense of anticipation (after all, we are gathering together with the saints to encounter the God of the universe!) can set a tone and can be contagious. If those gathered have a sense of holy anticipation or a sense of mundane routine, it can greatly color both our experience and our desire to come back and experience that encounter again.

·         Excitement  - Okay, so this kind of overlaps with the last one. But all the anticipation in the world won’t overcome a big letdown if the delivery is underwhelming. In fact, high expectations can be a recipe for major dissatisfaction. Luckily for Endgame, it delivered laughs, tears, and tons of action and suspense. So, what then? Should churches try and do that, only on a much smaller (and much sadder) scale? No. A million times no! Rather, we should set our anticipation—our hunger and thirst—on the things that the church is supposed to deliver. Prayer, worship, reading and exposition of God’s Word. Where we set our hearts, excitement follows. In 1991, when I found a copy of Infinity Gauntlet #1 (the comic book series on which this latest movie was very loosely based), I was ecstatic!  I had longed for it and looked for it and finally found and acquired it! If we long for encounters with God and find him regularly in his Word and obey him in gathering together to encourage and edify each other, to worship him, and to encounter him in the bread and the cup and the waters of baptism . . . we will be excited. And not with the kind of contrived excitement that lasts only a moment (or three hours), but with something lasting. We will be satisfied.

·         Community Feeding into the massive throngs on opening weekend were the many conversations, fan theories, videos, etc. being shared about Endgame—both in person and over the Internet. (Heck, I was on a podcast discussing the movie the morning after I saw it.) You don’t get to a billion dollars at the box office by enticing individuals to come see your movie; you do it by creating communities of people, all coming together, talking about it the day before at church and debriefing it over coffee and dessert afterwards. Likewise, it’s no accident that all the most successful TV shows during my lifetime have been water cooler fodder—people wanting to discuss a common interest, in which they are all invested. The same is true of church. When we approach our spiritual lives as private, individualistic aspects of our lives, of course they are going to run cold. When we fan each other’s flames of faith and devotion, though, when we discuss our lives as followers of Jesus and lift each other up, we are more likely to, in the words of St. John, “overcome to the end.”

·         Resolution – Most people who saw Endgame had seen most of the previous movies. I knew a number of people who were hurrying to binge all of them in time for the finale. And those (like me) who had been watching them for ten years were happy to have some closure/resolution. You see, every Marvel movie had ended—after the credits—with a cliffhanger/teaser for what was coming next. It left you always a little off-balance, a little ill-at-ease. But now all that tension would be resolved. And while attending church certainly doesn’t remove the cliffhangers and stress from our lives, we do have the end of the story. We know how it plays out. And we can remind each other of that. We can encourage each other in the name of the Lord. We can gather together at the end of the weekend, as a new week dawns, and be reminded that God will never leave us, that he is working all things for the good of those who love him, and that he will not suffer all the loose ends hanging there forever. He is a God of resolution. In fact, the over-arching story of the Bible can be broken down into four parts: creation, fall, redemption, and consummation. That last part is as real to us now as anything can be: our God will wipe away every tear and right every wrong. It’s important for us to remind each other of those promises.

·         Peer Pressure – So let's face it, some people didn't care at all about the plot of the movie or any of the characters; they just didn't want to miss out. They felt like they should see it so they wouldn't be left out of conversations, confused by memes, etc. This used to be a factor with church as well, especially at Easter and other big holidays. I think this is fading away too. Which is just as well. Peer pressure can up your numbers but it's not the best way to bring people to the cross. Yes, the Word of God never returns void and I know of a number of people who have come to faith when they didn't really even want to come to church. But the world has changed and we can no longer count on some cultural sense of I should go to bring people to the Lord's house on the Lord's Day. Church attendance on the whole is down quite a bit and this is part of it.

But here's the weird thing: over the past couple decades, per capita attendance at movie theaters has waned quite a bit as well, which makes these huge blockbuster successes all the more noteworthy. And yet, I’ve noticed something else happening in theaters over that same time period. There are a lot more perks, comforts, and even luxuries to be had. At the cinema right near my house, you can now buy a glass of wine to sip while you watch. You sit in big, cushy easy-chair-type seats, which recline with the touch of a button. The picture is crisper than ever and the sound has never made you feel more like you’re right there. We’ve got 3D films, IMAX screens six stories tall, and special seats that shake and move with the action. And yet, none of this has kept people from going out to the theater less and less. Tubs of popcorn with free refills and seven different flavors of topping, robotic soft drink dispensers with 18 types of Dr. Pepper (seriously, who wants peach Dr. Pepper???)—none of it really succeeded in creating the sort of pull that a good story, a lot of excitement and anticipation, and a desire to belong to a community could.

In the same way, many churches today are trying to create all the comforts and luxuries they can to entice a lost world to come and experience an encounter with God. And while there’s nothing wrong with most of it, we can easily become distracted from the story itself. Instead, let’s focus on gathering together each week with a sense of anticipation, hungering and thirsting for God’s Word, for the bread and the cup, desiring nothing more than to lift up his name with our fellow believers and share our walks and lives together.

It’s true that the word for “church” in the Greek comes from the words “out” and “to call,” but by the time the New Testament was written, it had one meeting: “assembly.”  To “be the church,” then, is to come together and worship, come together and serve, come together and love one another and receive forgiveness in Jesus’ name. In a time when casual and cultural church attendance has all but disappeared, it’s perhaps more important than ever for those who truly follow Jesus to come together with excitement and expectancy in the assembly of the saints.

Or to put it another way . . . Christians, assemble!



Thursday, February 4, 2016

Answers for week 2 of Con/Heist Movie Trivia

 Here are the answers for week 2 of Con/Heist Movie Trivia.

1. Out of Sight
2. Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
3. The Usual Suspects
4. Maverick
5. The Inside Man
6. Jackie Brown
7. Identity Thief
8. Confidence

Click here for part1 and check back next Monday for part 3.

Monday, February 1, 2016

Week 2: Con/Heist Movie Trivia

Long before I wrote The Last Con, I was a huge fan of con and heist movies. Last week, I launched a series of three weekly quizzes to test your knowledge and griftiness. This is week two of a three week game of "Name the con movie." Eight clues for eight movies, each week.

This week, we've got screenshots with all faces either erased or obscured with my own mug. Enjoy.



Answers posted on Thursdays.

Thursday, January 28, 2016

Answers for Con / Heist Movie Trivia, part 1

Below are the answers for part 1 of the Con/Heist Movie Trivia game.  Check back next Monday for part 2.

1. Reservoir Dogs
2. Paper Moon
3. The Score
4. Sneakers
5. Snatch
6. Catch Me If You Can
7. Boiler Room
8. Grifters

Sunday, January 24, 2016

Con/Heist Movie Trivia, part 1

I've been a huge fan of con and heist movies for years and years—long before I wrote The Last Con. If you like them too, you'll want to check back here each Monday for the next three weeks for my con movie trivia.

Eight clues for eight movies each week.


Below are four movie quotes. Identify the grift/con/heist movie without googling. If you google, you will get crippling diarrhea.

5. "You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together."

6. "Two little mice fell into a bucket of cream. The first mouse quickly gave up and drowned, but the second mouse, he struggled so hard that he eventually churned that cream into butter and he walked out. Amen."

7. "The Notorious BIG said it best: 'Either you're slingin' crack-rock, or you've got a wicked jump-shot.' Nobody wants to work for it anymore. There's no honor in taking that after school job at Mickey D's; honor's in the dollar, kid. So I went the white boy way of slinging crack-rock: I became a stock broker."

8. "You have a visitor, Mr. Dillon. A very attractive young lady. She says she's your mother." 
 Answers will be posted here on Thursdays.

Thursday, February 19, 2015

Pinning Pesci Pastors



So I joined Pinterest a while ago. I had resisted for a long time because I’d heard it was all about recipes and cleaning tips and fashion (and what I’d seen of it, reposted on other social media platforms, had seemed to confirm that). But then one day, I happened upon a Pinterest board dedicated to Every-Day Carry (EDC). If you’ve never heard of EDC, it’s a bunch of grown men (myself included) obsessing over which watches, gizmos, pocket knives, handguns, and other items they should carry on their person on a daily basis. My Pinterest was piqued.

I suppose it makes sense, as men were already “pinning up” pictures of women generations ago (and unfortunately, if one is not careful, there is plenty of that sort of thing on Pinterest as well). But before long, I was hooked obsessively repinning pictures of city skylines, theologians, vintage electronics, etc. Then I made a board a piece for three of my books (42 Months Dry, Playing Saint, and The Last Con).

And just the other day, I made one called “Pesci Preachers.” It’s not pictures of clergymen who look like Joe Pesci (although I would definitely be interested in seeing such a board), but rather a collection of my favorite fictional clerics who defy ministerial stereotypes in a way that leans toward heroic/hardcore/smooth. (For the etymology of “Pesci,” see this old post from my old blog).

Have a look at the board here, and let me know who I’ve missed. I’d love to add a few more Pesci preachers to my collection.

Also: do you have a favorite fictionalized version of your own occupation? This is an easy question if you’re an archaeologist, forensic scientist, pilot, or politician . . . maybe a little more obscure if you’re a physical therapist or mechanical engineer.

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Sunday, January 5, 2014

Hell Frozen Over?

Last week, my son and I went to see Frozen in the theater. I'd only seen the teaser trailer with the living snowman and the dog-like reindeer, so I had little idea what it was about, but it looked like fun. It turns out it's about a misunderstood, quirky princess who feels like life in the palace is keeping her back from truly expressing herself (Cf. every Disney movie ever).

You should stop reading here if you want to avoid spoilers, as I'm about to jump right to the climax of the film. The queen's magic power-slash-curse has frozen the whole kingdom in an eternal winter and accidentally frozen the heart of her sister, who is now about to die as a result. She's been told that only an act of true love can melt her frozen heart and save her life.

Of course, the guy she thought she was in love with is really pretty evil and the "fixer-upper" guy she's been adventuring with (named Kristoff) is clearly her true love after all. The snow clears just long enough for them to see each other, and they are closing in for the kiss.

That's when my pastor-brain clicked: what a great sermon illustration this would be! Not unlike The Matrix when the kiss of Trinity brought The One back after he sacrificed himself, this would be a picture of how Christ (duh, Kristoff as Christ a la The Truman Show) saves us from the terminal ice in our hearts, etc., etc.  But then Princess Anna saw her sister about to be killed by the Surprise Bad Guy and she veered off course, thrusting herself in the path of the sword, turning to ice just in time to stop the blade and save her sister. The sword shattered (for some reason), and my pastor-brain started trying to spin this in a way that would save the potential sermon illustration.

Before it could, though, Anna turned back into flesh and bone, saved by her own act of love, rather than the love of Christ(off).  Then the whole eternal winter (see "curse of sin," a la The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe) thawed and everyone was saved. What a shame: another humanist message encrypted in a children's show, designed to teach kids that the Answer lies within themselves. It sucked that it turned out to be a borderline-satanic story because the music was amazing, the story compelling (by Disney standards), and the jokes side-splitting. Oh well; file it under "anti-Christian propaganda" with most everything else. Right?

My brain started filling in the details: the Ice Queen had created life (at least two sentient snow creatures) and we had seen her holding an orb and scepter, like many Gods (including Christ) have been portrayed, and her father wore a Maltese cross with a dove on it. All of this points toward: you don't need Jesus; you can save yourself. In fact, hadn't she kind of saved God? Now I was getting mad.

This all happened inside my head in less than a second. It doesn't take any time or thought because the neural pathways have been well-worn by a lifetime of similar paranoid thought all around me in the Church: from back-masking records in the eighties to sounding the alarm re: Harry Potter and such more recently. Everything that's not explicitly Christian in message is fair game to be called out as the very opposite.

But WHY? This is exactly the kind of revisionist reader hermeneutic the Church has been railing against in recent years; so why do we selectively reinforce it? Because here's the thing: much like AC/DC never stood for "Against Christ, Devil's Children" (in fact, the name came from the side of a sewing machine!), Kristoff was not named such in order to be a Christ figure, but as an homage to Hans Christian Anderson, who wrote The Snow Queen (along with Characters Hans and Anna). I was importing the very stuff that was raising my ire.

It would be just as easy to go in the other direction: Ilsa, the princess, has been cursed from birth with a dreadful disease that turns everything to ice. After fighting it for most of her life, she gives in to it and embraces it as her identity (singing, "I can't hold it in any more...no right, no wrong, no rules for me...") only to find that this makes everything a million times worse. She is about to perish when she is saved by an act of self-sacrifice, followed by a resurrection. Well, from that angle, this sounds like a downright Christian story!

But it's neither. How about we just let stories be what they are, say what they want to say, and entertain us? If a story is well-told, it glorifies God who gives us the gift to write, read, and appreciate story. And unless it blatantly promotes sin or a false Gospel, we can probably enjoy it for what it is with profit. Rarely does children's fare stray beyond the odd fart joke and, honestly, the intentionally anti-religion stuff (like The Golden Compass, alt title: The World's Least Original Book/Movie) is so rare at this point that we can probably dial back the conspiracy-minded paranoia.

If you haven't seen Frozen, you should go see it soon, even though I already gave away the ending. We braved the epic snowpocalypse after church today and the whole family enjoyed it, this time in 3D! It was even better the second time. I'm glad I didn't let my pastor-brain run out of control on me and taint a really great story, even though we had to deal with a three-foot snow drift over the car upon exiting the theater. Worth it.

The cold never bothered me anyway.



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