edit: By way of clarification, these are band names that sprang forth from my own imagination or, occasionally, the imagination of a friend. They are not bands that actually exist.
- Clipboard Mafia
- Flop Sweat and Tears
- threat level midnight
- Squeezepack
- Walnut Grove Punks
- Sping
- Los Guys
- The Cavities
- Papa Wobbles
- Glutius Minimus
- Pinky Finger Extended
- Spastic Jackson
- (couch.)
- husband
- eerie godless
- Isolation Chamber
- Sneak-Thief
- Jerkstore Clearance
- Pablum
- Ghastly Minstrals
- The Shrinky-Dinks
- The Khaki Lads
- The Jammies
- Stunning Pompodour
- Woot Woot to Boot
- Missuz Esterhaus
- huxtable massacre
- Hatfields vs. Capulets (vs. Grangerfords)
- Snug
- The Faux Poseurs
- Open During Destruction
- Belvedere's Revenge
- SlapDash
- Chump Change
- The Jiggwatts
- Dwayne Wayne Manor
- Fool of a Took
- Panzers for Pansies
- The Jack Boots
- Hardcore Clavinova
- Omnibus
- Soul Scab
- Diwali Nightmare
- The Farthings
- The Glass Chins
- Hester Prynne vs. Benny Hinn
- Wheelchair Disagreement HT:My4YrOld
- Aggressive Pedestrian
- Gimmick HT: Erin
- Vamanos Pest Control #SkinnyPete
- Sasper-zilla
- Friendly Fatwah
- Classic Schmoseby
- Flowbie Fatality
- Super-Sequitur
- Boiler Room Hobo HT:
- Poor Mister Pamuk
- The Habidashers
- Sarcastic Yay
- Tuna Meltdown
- Hipster Happy Hour
- Slather
- Insightful Tweet
- Urban Shamhan ht:Turk
- Surf Dumb
- Laissez Flair
- Percussion Caps
- Harbingers of Mood
- Semper Super Fly
- Mucho Poco
- Step-Band
- Mega-festo
- Barter Economy
- Triumphant Synth
- Avante Garde Hard Rock Collective
- Control-Alt-Retreat
- The Victorious Champions of Winning #theyjustkeepgettinglonger
- Too Slang HT:My4YearOld
- Jibber-Jabberwocky
- Brass Tacks & Fat Stacks #MaybeAlbumName
- The Second Humminah #MyNewFavorite
- Wee Baby Seamus
- Party Crash Zamboni
- Atlas Hugs
- Dimestore Platinum
- Healthy Dollop
- Smirk
- Messianic Druid
- band dot com (their website is banddotcom.net)
- Fanboy Factory
- Yank Slater
- Jeff
- C.S. Lewis Reference
- Power Chord Overlords
- Inadequate Afro
- Terrible Epiphany
- The Inscrutables
- Muser
- The Recurring Gags
- Deadly Jazz-Hands
Of course, #1 for me will always be Boiler Room Hobo, but Wheelchair Disagreement, Jibber-Jabberwocky, Friendly Fatwah, and Control-Alt-Retreat also rank pretty highly.
ReplyDeleteZamike skits band
ReplyDeletePhat Albus
ReplyDeleteGenie Come Lately
Scars and Stripes (Patriotic Metal)
Iambic Odometer
Present Tents
Prophet and Laws (Capitalist Messianic Band)
Hmmm... As one who listens almost entirely to Classical -- when I am not listening to sermons or lectures -- I can quite honestly say that I have never heard of a single one of these bands. They are musical "bands" are they not?
ReplyDeleteIn Him, Doc
Turk, those are MONEY, baby!
ReplyDeleteDoc, no, these are bands that exist only in my mind. The project is to come up with ridiculous (but tenable and catchy) band names for bands that do not yet exist...
Step-Band is gold. And Frank has me beat: All I have is "Cream Rinse." Sounded funny at the time.
ReplyDeleteLast night, I kept accidentally waking my wife because I couldn't stop laughing at the idea of a band called "Ladies and Gentlemen." At their concerts, the announcer says, "Ladies and gentlemen....LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!"
ReplyDeleteIn hindsight, it's not all that funny sans Ambien...